I don't recall posting this, so for the record: I passed. I am now officially CREW.
What does this mean? In practical terms, it means that on two
concurrent days I have been required -- required, please note -- to dress up
like a pirate and say "ARR!" very loudly while setting sails. Also, I have been
ordered to swab decks, which I have then swabbed.
Childhood dream #117: